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  1. 13-06-2008 01:41 AM #1
    carla
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    Default Found this joke online and loved it.

    Do you take cash or credit???

    Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo Club as they put on some male dancers for us.

    One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

    Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 note. She called the dancer back, licks the 20 note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek.

    In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, calls the guy over and licks the 50 note.

    I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

    My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!

    Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...... What could I do????

    The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds!
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  2. 17-06-2008 12:28 AM #2
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    Ha that's funny! Thanks for sharing that one. I love all these bingo jokes. I have included one below:

    "BIG PURP and SURFIE were playing Bingo. Big Purp kept looking over Surfies shoulder saying, you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number, mark it off.
    After putting up with this for some time Surfie got annoyed and said, why don’t you do your own sheet!?

    Pat replied - I can’t its full !"
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  3. 17-06-2008 12:48 AM #3
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    Now that is funny. I will have to share this when the girls when we go to bingo next time. Thanks for sharing this one. I had not heard this one before.
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  4. 27-06-2008 11:56 PM #4
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    That is a new one for me and quite funny indeed I must admit!
    I thought it was grouse to lick money but when they are giving it to me I think I would even kiss it!
    Anyways, nice joke again I imagine you died laughing there.
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  5. 24-04-2009 05:56 AM #5
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    lol swipe it again let's see what comes out then... rofl
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    hahahahaha. rawr this is funny.
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    Good stuff
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