A friend emailed me this one a while back, had to share...
A poor guy with an attractive wife was surprised when she come home one night wearing a diamond necklace.
Surprised, he demand where she got it.
She replied, "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home wearing a fur coat.
This was to much, once more he demanded to know where she got it from.
She replied, "I won it at bingo."
You can imagine how perplexed he was the next night when she arrived home in a Rolls Royce.
His wife said, "Look! Stop asking where I get my things! Go run my bath for me!"
He dutifully disappeared up the stairs to the bathroom.
Shortly, she went upstairs and was shiocked to see the bath barely had any water in the bottom.
Cross, she asked, "Why have you put so little water in the bath?"
He replied, "I didn't want you to get your bingo card wet..."
Poor Man's Wife's Lucky Bingo Wins
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