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Old 04-11-2007, 04:19 PM
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1. Thou shall not sit in thy neighbors lucky seat.
2. Thou shall not stare at thy neighbors card.
3. Thou shall not take the Callers name in vain.
4. Thou shall not call false "Bingo".
5. Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.
6. Thou shall not threaten to kill the "Caller".
7. Thou shall not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
8. Thou shall not brag about how much thou hast won.
9. Thou shall not whine about how much thou hast lost.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's winnings.
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Old 04-11-2007, 11:39 PM
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Oh yes, mistakenly calling bingo is embarrasing. I have done this myself. And watching other peoples cards is annoying. Great list, thanks
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Old 06-11-2007, 12:50 PM
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Those are great!! And oh so true!!! I think every bingo hall should have a copy posted up on their wall.
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:48 PM
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And don't forget number 11. If you win the £1,000,000 prize, don't forget to split it with your friends...
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Old 08-11-2007, 09:56 PM
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Hahah, do I HAVE to? Hehe, yup so true. Made me laugh.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:03 PM
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11? 11? I see no 11? LOL, that is what I would be saying if I hit that jackpot. LOL, sorry I am a bit stingy.
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Old 09-11-2007, 11:11 PM
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HAha! Yeah, a million...is tempting xD Friends/family can have 100 each...
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Number 1 reminds me of an old lady I used to take to Bingo once a week. If she couldn't sit in HER seat she got all huffy & would choose a seat where she could see the 'guilty' person & stare at them all evening with a foul expression on her face. It was SO embarrassing!
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Old 23-02-2008, 05:56 PM
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Those are all so true!! Sometimes it's hard to remember, it's just a game!! People just take everything so seriously - even something like sitting in someone's seat!
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I have seen women that are like this about certain seats. To be honest with you as much as I love Bingo you can also meet some very rude people in the process.
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