"BIG PURP and SURFIE were playing Bingo. Big Purp kept looking over Surfies shoulder saying, you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number, mark it off.
After putting up with this for some time Surfie got annoyed and said, why don’t you do your own sheet!?
A lady from Sydney loved Bingo,
So much so that she taught her Dingo,
She took him along to the hall,
Where they both had a ball,
Till he Full-Housed but could not speak the Lingo!
I have never heard of either one of these jokes before. Thanks for sharing. That first reminds me so much of how I hate when someone reads my cards instead of paying attention to their own.