Another Bingo Joke

[felice206]

A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth." So he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before. He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £350, and then gets any line and wins £3200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further £380,000. The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house & the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky." "Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow 24." "Dear me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well"!

[ninikins]

Excellent I'll try and actually remember that one, but unfortunately I'm one of those people who always forget 70% of a joke.

[Dio]

Ha Ha - very good!

[ladyviper]

LOL, I will never be able to remember that. Too bad too, because I know some people that would like to hear it. I am gonna have to get a pen and paper.

[ninikins]

I actually did write that one down in the end

[Jag]

How do you shut up a thousand yapping women?...........................................
You say 'And here's your first number'

[tater03]

That is so true Jag. I loved this joke. I cannot believe I didn't see it on here before today. I will have to write it down my father will love this one. Thanks.

[vicki2]

That's extremely funny ...all because it's so true!!!

[hunkston]

nice one, told my gran this one shes a big bingo fan but didnt quite understand the joke, shes 85!!

[mollyL]

I love the yellow 24 joke, and I thank you in advance since I am going to seem stunningly witty when I tell it to my friends.
Keep 'em coming!