Swearing Grandma...

[Dio]

Heard this one over the weekend. How do you get you grandma to shout 'Bitch!!!'

Get another grandma to shout house before her...



Although the version I heard was a lot stronger that that.

[3plus3]

LOL!! Too funny! Good one. I love all these jokes, keep them coming!!

[tater03]

I had heard this one but it is good. Yes, it is nice to see some new jokes on here. I haven't heard a whole lot lately so this is fun.

[Green-Moo]

Good one Dio!

Oddly, I've never read down this section before. It's been well worth a look, several quiet sniggers (have to be careful, I'm at work!)

[lena_mae1983]

Well I really wasn't in all that great of a mood today until I read that one and now I'm laughing and have a smile on my face. Thanks for the cheer up!

[mollyL]

Good one, Dio! It reminds me just a bit of my dear Granny who loved her bingo. She wouldn't swear, though, being that she was quite religious, but she might have clipped the winner with her purse! "Oh, sorry, dearie, did that hurt?" she would have said with a sweet smile on her face.

[bd333]

Lol, love it!

[trick-r-treat]

Yes, an innocent game of bingo can bring out the worst in some people, even sweet old ladies.

[carla]

Maybe I am a slow one, but I don't get the joke. Maybe it is cause of the missing word?

[elbuo]

Hahaha this was a really good one! I saw something similar about a year ago. But it was a couple this time. The lady won and I was sitting next to the husband and he said " This month she will pay the Visa".