Bingo Silly Billy

[Deligirl]

I was at the bingo hall the other day and there was this drunken man sat in the booth just by me. I was wondering how he was managing to mark his cards, never mind win anything, as he was up to the bar for a another drink every 15 mins - game over or not. The fool would get back and the game had started, and he'd try to catch up by checking the boards, whilst trying to guzzzle his booze at the same time, then he got worse. He obviously realised he wasn't going to win anything and must have got a bit vexed about it. So he decided to do something about it. 2 Minutes later he called house, and when his card was examined there was a bit of a cuffufle. He'd tried to alter the numbers on his strip with a pen, and smudged the ink to hide it, then crossed over the top of them all. He made such a fuss the manager had to come over and sort it out. When it became apparent that he wasn't going to get any money he then proceeded to drop his pants and dance like a madman, so much that he almost fell over. He then ran out the hall, shouting and pulling up his pants as he went, stole someone's sausage, took a bite, then threw the rest at the manager. Possibly the silliest behaviour I've seen in a hall! This was in the afternoon by the way.

[Dio]

Wow, what a nutter, that's some crazy behaviour! Never seen anything like that, and I've seen some mad stuff in the bingo halls. Thanks for sharing, that made my afternoon.

[Deligirl]

Of all the cheek, I can't believe it - the nutter that I was talking about - he turned up again yesterday and tried to get in. He was disguised in a nurse uniform, but they spotted him immediately and very politley told him that he was not welcome anymore. That man has some nerve!

[Snappy]

Haven't seen anything like that myself, but it does remind me that the halls are a great place for people watching (when eyes aren't fixed on the strips that is)

[trish]

Yeah I know, halls are great and I miss the people watching so when I'm bingoing online, I youtube something silly while I'm playing, also I like to listen to music, I think I'm going to try one of these new thread things about bingo music - wish me luck, I haven't done it before (there you go again trish - thinking out loud again - lol)

[bingotimeuk]

that guy should play online and never at bingo halls...