Once when I was on mainstage, a member of the floor staff decided it would be funny to pretend to break wind down a radio mic. He thought it was switched off, but it wasn't, and in the middle of the game we were interupted by a very loud fart through the sound system!
The hall fell silent, and I couldn't help but turn round and say indignantly 'I'd just like to let you know that that wasn't me, ladies and gents!'
Cue everyone bursting out laughing. I could have strangled that bloke afterwards though...
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